♥ 1
→ 12 May 12 at 1 am
→ 12 May 12 at 1 am
Drunk Colton, on starburst. Go so hard you almost drown, suck in the ocean water and live your life for goodness sake
Sherry:
Mommmyyyyyyy...
Me:
...yes?
Sherry:
Colton's being groooooosssss...
Me:
Coltonnnnnn...stop being grooooosssssss....
Sherry:
He said we're gonna pee together and make our streams uniiiiiiiite.....
Colt:
...oh shut up, you were so into it a minute ago!
→ 25 Mar 12 at 1 am
It’s @thecoltwithabolt’s birthday and we NEVER finish a game (Taken with instagram)
Me:
hmm should I shower now or later?
Colton:
You can shower now. Under my piss.
"You’ve a hide thicker than a walrus."
"Don’t talk about it, skype about it. Don’t skype about it, BE ABOUT IT."
♥ 43971
→ 07 Feb 12 at 12 am
→ 07 Feb 12 at 12 am
Colton seriously…he may actually be you…don’t fight it.
(Source: degaldo, via the-absolute-best-gifs)
♥ 22
→ 21 Jan 12 at 7 pm
→ 21 Jan 12 at 7 pm
Didn’t even take off his bag. That’s how!! @thecoltwithabolt (Taken with instagram)
(proactiv commercial comes on)
Colt:
F you, Katy Perry!
Me:
Woah, woah...she's going through a hard time right now OKAY?!
Colt:
...she's not.
Me:
Ugh! Mean!
Colt:
She's single, rich, and she got big old titties...she's fine.
Me:
I never really watched Will & Grace...are those two dating?
Colton:
No, they were once lovers.
Me:
You say it like it's a dignified legend haha
Colton:
...it is.
♥ 2
→ 18 Dec 11 at 8 pm
→ 18 Dec 11 at 8 pm
Me & @thecoltwithabolt walking through sleet &snow to get home. (Taken with instagram)
→ 18 Dec 11 at 8 pm
What’s the first thing you see/think of when you see these jeans?! Don’t think. Just answer. @thecoltwithabolt and I thought very different things lol. (Taken with instagram)
