THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
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The way I see it, we always have two choices: dainty or ragtag scallywag. This is a mere record of my daily decisions as a 24 year old barista on her fcking grind. ^^/
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@thecoltwithabolt
This is colton if colton dressed like colton said he wants to dress.
tagged as
# magoyce
# colton
# asmr
# baking
# cookies
# yum
# i made this
# nropdoof
# sounds
# crinkle
# slice of life
# me
# profane
# magoyce
# colton
# asmr
# baking
# cookies
# yum
# i made this
# nropdoof
# sounds
# crinkle
# slice of life
# me
# profane
Me & @thecoltwithabolt baking cookies for kevin & lyra’s bday. It’s profane cause it’s our life. Sahhry.
GARLIC BREATH
"He could be good looking…except that there seems to be something wrong with his face."
@thecoltwithabolt
tagged as
# acai
# beach
# colton
# i ate this
# jewel or juice
# keychain
# keys
# nropdoof
# toni
# waimea
# yum
# cute
# acai
# beach
# colton
# i ate this
# jewel or juice
# keychain
# keys
# nropdoof
# toni
# waimea
# yum
# cute
Beach tired is best tired. @thecoltwithabolt (Taken with Instagram)
What I came home to after a long day at work. Reason number 2749264 why my BFF/R is the best :) @thecoltwithabolt (Taken with Instagram)
"Taste the ocean"
Drunk Colton, on starburst. Go so hard you almost drown, suck in the ocean water and live your life for goodness sake
Sherry:
Mommmyyyyyyy...
Me:
...yes?
Sherry:
Colton's being groooooosssss...
Me:
Coltonnnnnn...stop being grooooosssssss....
Sherry:
He said we're gonna pee together and make our streams uniiiiiiiite.....
Colt:
...oh shut up, you were so into it a minute ago!
It’s @thecoltwithabolt’s birthday and we NEVER finish a game (Taken with instagram)
Me:
hmm should I shower now or later?
Colton:
You can shower now. Under my piss.
"You’ve a hide thicker than a walrus."
-@thecoltwithabolt, because he’s cold & I’m not.
"Don’t talk about it, skype about it. Don’t skype about it, BE ABOUT IT."
@thecoltwithabolt
Like father like son? (Taken with instagram)
Colton seriously…he may actually be you…don’t fight it.