The way I see it, we always have two choices: dainty or ragtag scallywag. This is a mere record of my daily decisions as a 24 year old barista on her fcking grind. ^^/
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
fuck yes
and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS
There are two types of people.
WHO YOU FINNA TRY
@thecoltwithabolt
gpoy at work
Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West
First time I see Yeezy act like a dumbass this is so funny
I want this job.
Playing with my aunty @lisemiller’s new iPhone 5. Apparently, I’m her new iMac panty. #siri #siriproblems #tlol
did anyone else move there mouse to make it look like the cat was following it?
YES OMG
LITERALLY THE MOST AMUSING THING
IT GREATLY DISAPPOINTS ME TO SEE A NOTIFICATION IN THE PKT TAG AND THEN IT’S FOOD
to whoever is posting food in the pkt tag:
your food looks like vom
TLOL
SO MUCH HATE I NEED AN AK!!
The people who post in the pkt tag with something related to food are probably so confused as to what some random guy from a band has to do with food
THIS IS SO HILARIOUS
There is a fucking poptart omelette in the pkt tag
OMG HAHAHHAHAA
Sorry I forgot that acronyms can only have one meaning!
Save the drama for your llama so that you can be
or your mom, that works too
