me and hellbaby made a pact to get married when we turn 40 if we weren’t married already. somehow, it got moved to right now…like in a couple weeks. invitations went out and people were stoked and our families were mingling and preparations were being made. the decor theme was cool, white paper clips. but everything was going horribly wrong and they couldn’t get the paper clips to work so it was just gonna look so stupid. i asked alicia, who had 7 tattoos and counting but they were really ugly and didn’t make sense, if people were aware of my wedding and if people were planning to show up…she was like “um YEAH.” and i said, “i deeks if i’m ready” and her eyes got HUGE like OH SHIT huge. i was eating yogurt pretzels when i asked her.

noelle tai macey UB and i went to the new apple store and tai was having so much fun playing with everything. 

me and lamchop went to san francisco and rode the trolley but all of a sudden, we were driving a hummer and we drove it into a coffee shop.