guesa.

at a train station during early morning. louise from cbtl came up to me with a business proposition. she was tattooed head to toe like a jaguar with face markings and everything. her business proposition was of a magic house where the rules of time and space and fun kinda didn’t really matter. there was to be a lecture where she explains everything about the house and i told her i would attend. the house had no furniture but lots of jewel-toned vertical stripes with squares that each held secrets. the house had magic within it that allowed you to see each moment captured within it. so i was in the lecture, looking at myself in the other room, in the past. i was trying to call myself over so i could do stuff to myself and see if i could feel it…basically experiment with time and space. i know the rules that you’re not supposed to but i thought that the house was self-contained with its magic, therefore the rules of the outside world didn’t apply. apparently they still did and my face turned gruesome and disgusting and dark. my eyes turned red and angry but nothing happened. i didn’t come after myself. i just chilled looking freaky. whatever. 

this house was a big deal so celebrities came from far and wide to support louise in her endeavor. kat von d (who i guess tattoed her? or knew her from just being a “heavily tattooed woman”) came and was trying to convince me to let her tattoo a hairless cat on my neck, and i was actually getting pretty persuaded. my dad signed in on the roster in a spot that meant you get extra energy for the day. so if you happened to be the one to sign in on that dark green square you get “10,000 extra energy.”

sweet, he thought. i smiled as a train passed by.

perlahaha:

hey baby,

if it’s not too much treble,

i’d really like to ‘B’ with you

… naturally.

I was being sent to Vegas to help start up a new coffee bean. there was a big crisis so I had to go fight a battle or something. of course this meant that i had to leave the store unattended for a while, but there was a TM there so hopefully everything would be okay. i was saving the world or something alright?! something important. but when i got back, kristyn was there, replacing me and she was really unhappy about it. nobody cared that i had just fought off a demon who was about to destroy Las Vegas or anything. whatever. I was in trouble for leaving and jon was coming up to scold me. crap >< but whatever, he probably only knew the one side of the story and would probably agree that my actions were reasonable. anyway he walked in the doors and seemed really upset but then everyone else from 3011 came in too, ready to party in vegas and the mood changed instantly. everyone was like “come on lets go party!” and i was like “well i’m closing now, maybe later or tomorrow?” kristyn said i should just go and she’ll close since she wasn’t in the mood to party. jon was like yeah do that. so i was like ahhh okay and got all dressed up with rachel them and we were all set to go out on the town. but we didn’t go out on the town, we went to a chasm in the ground. red dirt. hung our feet off a cliff and drank beers and talked shit all night till the sun came up. toni frantically was trying to get my attention, sitting on the far end of the line of people so i walked over to see what was up. YOU’RE LATE FOR YOUR WEDDING. he was yelling this and frantic as ever. my wedding is in hawaii…and i’m marrying my elementary school crush. it all was coming back to me, memories and plans i didn’t even know i made. just like every dream about marriage i have. 

i was wildly unprepared but toni was helping me gather supplies and encouraging me to go through with it cause i “probably won’t find someone else” :(. the areas around my eye were scratched in weird formations and they were bleeding like crazy so it looked like i was crying tears. i was wearing an actually pretty nice dress and as it got closer i was feeling pretty calm, but then i realized i was getting MARRIED to someone I don’t want to marry, in like half an hour or something. i didn’t have rings. i didn’t have anything ready. we got some stuff from a “free stuff” box inside Longs, like my ring and some makeup stuff. i actually didn’t look half bad except for the bloody eyes. my mom was super supportive of my choice of husband, but dad wasn’t really. mom was helping me get all ready and calm me down. basically she was giving me away cause dad wasnt really into the whole thing. then i was in vegas again and i had a chance to stop everything. kinda like i traveled back in time and was given the chance to change everything BUT again toni stepped in and i guess his actions were counted as mine and the whole thing was confirmed and I was doomed to marry this guy. who isn’t such a bad guy, i still keep in touch with him a little bit IRL but never ever ever EVER would marry him. no offense. 

Get to the altar, and all my family and his family are there. his dad waving to me and smiling, and i think, well if i’m gonna be forced into this, things could be worse. at least i know him, at least we’re friends already. not that i was looking forward to it, but just trying to look on the bright side, since i’m DOOMED. but HE is not there. Damnit if I went through all this, you better at least be there…but he wasn’t. left at the altar with a bloody face by someone who i didn’t even want in the first place :(