May 2012
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"Do you know how much sweetener comes in a mocha...
No, I just work here. Let me ask someone who might know….
May 29th
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May 28th
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i was at a summer camp for gifted performers. the ground was slanted so everything in the cabin i was sharing with the brady bunch slid to the low side and we were constantly trying to hold everything down. then we realized that something really bad was happening and we had to take everything we had and get out of there before the bad thing happened. we also had all the animals from all the kid...
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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me macey sfong and tai were all planning to go to a wine tasting. i put my hair up in two french braids with a thousand bobby pins the night before so that i could just take it down and it’d be curly and cute the next day. i was in my car driving to the place and about to turn left when my car stops working and i somehow know that the only way to make the car go again was to take my hair...
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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I like to write letters to people with no...
Is this messed up? It allows me to be 100% candid and honest but never letting them see it probably makes me 100% coward. I have to write one soon that has to get delivered. Like, I NEED you to read this. It’s so damn scary.
May 24th
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May 24th
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WatchWatch
this is ridiculously cute. so many amazing gift ideas. i just can’t.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Dear John would be 3000% accurate except the part...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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you're messing with GROWN UPS, sweetie....
I realize I’m “too nice” sometimes but this is ridiculous. I don’t need this kine bullshit anymore. goodbye forever hopefully.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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another freeman experience in japan. mostly new but some familiar faces. went to eat at a place like stand ten but it was also the classroom. there was a breed of human that was trying to take over other humans and infect them. there was no way to tell who was who, so you just had to use your intuition. there were a few ways to deflect their infectious advances as follows: Laugh and say random...
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
May 16th
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me and hellbaby made a pact to get married when we turn 40 if we weren’t married already. somehow, it got moved to right now…like in a couple weeks. invitations went out and people were stoked and our families were mingling and preparations were being made. the decor theme was cool, white paper clips. but everything was going horribly wrong and they couldn’t get the paper clips...
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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I’m in a strange land, on a journey with one other person. for some reason, we were stuck with each other. not like chained together or anything, but we were supposed to stay with each other. that much was understood. there’s always a storm in the background and we have to live like vagrants cause we’re illegal immigrants or we’re on the run or something. shit’s...
May 15th
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amber is my favorite person in the world NO MATTER...
oh, i forgot ANGELA posted this totally on her own without me knowing :3
May 15th
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MOMMY HUNGLY
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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“Taste the ocean”
– Drunk Colton, on starburst. Go so hard you almost drown, suck in the ocean water and live your life for goodness sake
May 12th
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Yeah, U.B., I DO make chippa-chahh all over.
May 12th
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May 10th
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Me: My latest project is cultivating a thicky thick juicy booty.
Sherry: (slow eye close, then a hand hold) I have NEVER been more in favor of a project in my life.
May 10th
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May 10th
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an enchanted world. apocalyptic. pac sun was having a challenge of some kind, to see who can make people buy stuff. or maybe it was that you could just go in and grab whatevers but you have to pay for it. idk…that sounds just like how a business works but there was something more to it. they were maybe just practicing. i think that was it. anyway, CBTL fam was the guinea pigs. the pacsun was...
May 10th