Watching an intimately staged opera which had grandpa rosa, Teresa, and zavi in it. Opera was set in prehistoric time. Zavi was a fossilized velociraptor and grandpa was a caveman. There was a sign that said don’t talk during the performance but grandpa was talking to us. Mom said we had to leave so during intermission, we asked the readers (narrators) if we could move the no talking sign to where grandpa was sitting. They said yes and started reading the sponsored script. “…and please remind me of today’s catchphrase: ‘shit’s craze, motherfuckers’”

That awkward moment when the girl he was cheating on you with walks into your job and has no idea who you are.

yeahhhhhh about that